about me

I (Keaton) am currently based in Walt Disney World. Livin’ it up at my fav hotel the Polynesian Village Resort. JK. I live in Orlando, but honestly is there a difference? ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿˢʷᵉʳ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒ

Formerly, I worked as a junior theatrical literary agent in New York City. I helped carry out some fancy projects for our clients both regionally, internationally, and on the Broadway.

Some really cool peeps I’ve had the pleasure of working with: Aaron Lazar, Bryce Pinkham, Alice Ripley & Emily Skinner, Orfeh & Andy Karl, Marin Mazzie & Jason Danieley, Nathan Johnson, Camille A. Brown, Peggy Hickey, Kerry Barden & Paul Schnee. They’re some of the kindest and most talented humans — seriously.

I’ve also met some really not-so-cool peeps: Heather from sixth grade gym class who literally punched me in the arm because I scored a goal and then proceeded to tell the teacher I punched her in the arm. NOT COOL, HEATHER.

Going ǝɯıʇ uı ʞɔɐq, because people like to know what I’ve done before my NYC “career”: I attended the National High School Musical Theatre Awards (or “The Jimmy Awards”) and didn’t win. Woohoo!

But instead was offered a nice scholarship to Point Park University’s Conservatory of Performing Arts where I got educated on Theatre Arts and received a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in Musical Theatre. And before that I graduated high school with an International Baccalaureate (I.B.) Diploma. If you don’t know what that is, that’s okay — think of it as AP but on 12 cups of coffee. WOOHOO!

In addition to the above, I love meeting people. I thrive on coffee dates, both for the caffeine and the conversations. I make a mean gingerbread house during the holidays. And my greatest accomplishment to date: Quoting the entirety of Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove!

Let’s be friends! And if not, that’s cool too. Do whatever coats your throat! #bfaproblems amirite?